“Good food does lead to sex. As it should. And in a perfect world, good music does too.”
-Anthony Bourdain
“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.
(via ssfith)
happy fathers day to anyone who totally forgets this day every year until they wake up and the google doodle reminds u what day today is bc their dad was shit or is/was abusive and this day for celebrating dads seems like a kick in the face especially if your dad is still alive and out there somewhere and u dont talk to them anymore im sorry they didnt do right by u and didnt take care of u and protect u like a good dad should im sorry they fucked u up the good news is you are awesome and u deserve good things so celebrate the love u do have in your life today ok
just a reminder if u need one this weekend how someone treated u as a kid and how someone raised u is not a reflection of u every single person who had a shit dad deserved better….happy fathers day babies if ur dad sucked/abused u/deserted u/made ur life growing up hell i have good news for u….im going to dad the fuck out of u and tell u im proud of u for making it through all that and make bad jokes and use puns to cheer u up and tell u you’re too good for that stupid boy anyway and call me if u need me and the world better look out bc here u come and what did i do so right to deserve having u in my life u know supportive dad things bc u are awesome and im sorry no one ever told u
Magic man has come to spread the love I have for all each and one of you *sparkle sparkle*